Topps Trading Cards has been producing these stickers spoofing popular products since 1967 (you had some stuck to your bedroom wall — admit it). I was one of several writers to contribute gags and concepts from 1990 to 2003. Most of my concepts materialized at one point or another, while others (like the ”just-begging-Disney-to-sue” spoof The Little Barmaid) never saw the light of day, alas.